Setting: a local Chinese restaurant. Mom and Dad have already gotten a table
Me: Hello! Sorry I missed your phone call earlier.
Dad: That's alright. I just had a question about The X Files.
Me: Go for it.
Dad: Who is Diana Fowley?
(awkward pause)
Me: I can't say that word at the dinner table.
Fin.
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